Ever mutter the curse word "SHIT!" before??? Ever wonder why the word "DAMN!" is not a good word to say at all???
This is how I counter-attack people who say things like that to me or in front of me. Let's start with "SHIT!" for an instance, when one shouts out that word, there are 2 possibilities, either they are upset with something, or they stepped on one by accident. If it is the possibility, I will tend to ask them, "Where??? Where's the SHIT??? Did you see one??? Did you step on one???".
What about "DAMN!"???
This is what I would do. If one mutters such word, I was ask them this, "What dam??? Hoover dam??? Temenggor dam??? Three Gorges dam??? Rob Van Dam???"
Now here comes one famous line, "BLOODY HELL!".
My personal question will be, "If hell is hot, how can hell be bloody then? Wouldn't the blood be dried up by then? I agree you an see blood. Yes, BUT for a while, then dried up and burned. So why hell must be bloody???"
Then there is this word used by the chinese, favoured by the chinese, thanks to the chinese................. "KANASAI!".
I might just ask, "What???!!! Is that a type of 'Sai'(meaning shit)??? Is it yours, by the way???"
The 2 worst and most insulting one would be the following.
"FUCK!"
It is the most .......... (I don't know how to describe the feeling when I hear that word or even see it).
I would normally advise people to say flower as it is nicer and better since it is not a good idea to use that word to practice saying words with the letter 'F'. Hey! Isn't flower a better word???
What about "Mother! Father! (Or sometimes FUCKER!, in some cases) ", and it follows by other curse words.
Now, the worse is "Mother! Father! Where are you???!!!", used when one is having a hard time looking for something. I would ask that person, "You've got your momma's or your papa's handphone number??? Then call if you can't find them!"
"STUPID!" is a word which has actually a good meaning which is another long story, so google it to find out it's origins yourself.
And what about "BASTARD!"???
I accept this word "Busted!" as acceptable but not the former, by the way. BUT PLS DUN TRY THIS WORD: "BASKET!", it's a cover-up for that really BAD WORD!!!
LESSON LEARNT: BE CAREFUL AND WATCH YOUR WORDS!!! IT MIGHT EVEN HAPPEN TO YOU!!! AND THIS IS NOT A CURSE!!!
Monday, February 16, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
It's a crazy week and month AHEAD!!!
Phew! Speaking of which I'll be filled with tons of crazy schedule that will be expecting to end by the last day of the finals week. Some are part of the campus, some are not. Of course the one inside the campus is more than the one outside.
I have no time to actually post anything concerning CNY experience but will do so soon.
CIAO! Got another function to attend.................. ARGH!!!!!
I have no time to actually post anything concerning CNY experience but will do so soon.
CIAO! Got another function to attend.................. ARGH!!!!!
Saturday, January 10, 2009
This is one joke I learned during the Men's Conference back in DUMC.
There was once a young pastor who was always facing problems every weekend concerning the congregation sleeping during sermon time. One day, he decided to visit the bishop.
He asked the bishop about this problem and how he handled it.
The bishop replied with this :
"Last night, I was in the arms of another woman, whose not my wife," in a trembling manner. Then he continues by going to say that, "But my MOTHER!"
So the young pastor thought that this was very suitable then. So he decided to use this "tactic" the following weekend.
The following weekend later........................ he noticed that many people were about to fall asleep.
He began to tremble as he hold tight on the sides of the pulpit saying, "Last night. I was in the arms of another woman." As he said this, he was beginning to fumble. All of a sudden, he begins to say, "Oh no! I forgot whose arms I was in." Suddenly he remembers again, and burst out with full confidence, saying, "Oh ya! Now I remember! It was the BISHOP'S MOTHER!!!"
The End
He asked the bishop about this problem and how he handled it.
The bishop replied with this :
"Last night, I was in the arms of another woman, whose not my wife," in a trembling manner. Then he continues by going to say that, "But my MOTHER!"
So the young pastor thought that this was very suitable then. So he decided to use this "tactic" the following weekend.
The following weekend later........................ he noticed that many people were about to fall asleep.
He began to tremble as he hold tight on the sides of the pulpit saying, "Last night. I was in the arms of another woman." As he said this, he was beginning to fumble. All of a sudden, he begins to say, "Oh no! I forgot whose arms I was in." Suddenly he remembers again, and burst out with full confidence, saying, "Oh ya! Now I remember! It was the BISHOP'S MOTHER!!!"
The End
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
New Year's Eve?! NOW??!!!
Yup! It's New Year's Eve now. I've realised that I have been slacking and half-dead for the last 5 days.
Today is back to my busy schedule again. And tonite, still drawing lots to see the possibilities of going for watchnite service or rather enjoy the new year's eve with my family (I mean my extended family - mum's side).
I hope my laptop is done soon after yesterday I sent it for repairs after a blue screen appears.
No compositions and arrangements are to be written to day due to the boredom encountered since I woke up. I feel so energetic, yet restless. Maybe I'd play a bit of MAPLE STORY for a change today. Can't really wait for long till Hello Kitty Online's Open Beta is open.
Too many things I have encountered during the year which interests me and here is the TOP 25 list (not in hierarchy form, too lazy to change to that) : -
1) During a nuclear explosion, u can hide in a refrigerator for safety (source:latest Indiana Jones movie).
2) Karaokes are not only mean to be in buildings by also in vehicles. For example, the Cheras Pasar Malam has this feature since the 10th December 2008(my last trip to the Cheras Pasar Malam, for the year), which was called GreenBox, part of the RedBox Karaoke Company.
3) Had a really good laugh this year since the elections of both countries, US and Malaysia. Thx to everybody who made everyone laughs. LOL!
4) "It looks something like me. It sounds something like me. He's fat and ugly. So it's not me." sounds like one of Malaysia's favourite caption of the year. My suggestion here is "What if it feels something like me. Or it taste something like me..........................." .
5) "Senior Moment" : One of DUMC's favourite phrase to depict memory lapse among anyone, like senior people(in some cases).
6) One way of escaping camp in XYZ (Xtraordinary Youth Zone), "GOT EXAMS!!!!!" .
7) The difference between Friendster and Facebook : The privacy in which people take advantage of you.
8) The similarity of the above : Elections seems hot in both worlds. PKR also set up a profile on Friendster.
9) Opposition party won the election but later strings of significant (& non-significant) events take place in the country.
10) Meanwhile in Thailand, I noticed that everytime when there is a new leader elected, the irony is that there will still always be a riot. The problem with this country is that they are never satisfied with what they have. Better still no Thailand, means no riot at all. "Land of Smiles". More like "Land of Riot".
11) Come to think of it, I've played in 4 orchestras 6 concerts, up to date.
12) Then, attended a competition for composition, as the 2nd youngest contestant.
13) Followed by becoming UCSI's 1st classical composition student.
14) Then written a number of works. 2 deemed as one the ultimate, and among the half abandoned, the Tsunami Elegy.
15) Come to think of it again, I've downloaded lots of video and music from YouTube this year.
16) And pictures too.
17) And buy lots of A-Cash too. With a goodie : Pirate job from Maple Story Mousepad.
18) Met several new people this year, I think hundreds of them.
19) Joined a club in UCSI that wants to do the 1st Bunkasai in Malaysia (plausible).
20) Read to many mangas online and downloaded them too.
21) Downloaded too many torrent flies too.
22) Borrowed and photocopied too many (large works for orchestra) classical scores which some can't be downloaded due to copyright issues, from the campus's library. So as downloaded whichever that can be downloaded from the internet.
23) On Friendster, too many replies till got to summarise into one on the bulletin. Now, still same problem.
24) Now, I own some programs and softwares that even my lecturers never even heard of.
25) Last and finally, (sigh) among my peers, I have the most advanced but cheapest synthesizer in the world and is none other than the Yamaha MM6.
Time for me to take a shower and Hope for thy PALING (Very) BEST during the NEW YEAR 2009 and a months later, CHINESE NEW YEAR 2009 too. ^_^
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!!! (to those who read this blog or started or etc......................)
Today is back to my busy schedule again. And tonite, still drawing lots to see the possibilities of going for watchnite service or rather enjoy the new year's eve with my family (I mean my extended family - mum's side).
I hope my laptop is done soon after yesterday I sent it for repairs after a blue screen appears.
No compositions and arrangements are to be written to day due to the boredom encountered since I woke up. I feel so energetic, yet restless. Maybe I'd play a bit of MAPLE STORY for a change today. Can't really wait for long till Hello Kitty Online's Open Beta is open.
Too many things I have encountered during the year which interests me and here is the TOP 25 list (not in hierarchy form, too lazy to change to that) : -
1) During a nuclear explosion, u can hide in a refrigerator for safety (source:latest Indiana Jones movie).
2) Karaokes are not only mean to be in buildings by also in vehicles. For example, the Cheras Pasar Malam has this feature since the 10th December 2008(my last trip to the Cheras Pasar Malam, for the year), which was called GreenBox, part of the RedBox Karaoke Company.
3) Had a really good laugh this year since the elections of both countries, US and Malaysia. Thx to everybody who made everyone laughs. LOL!
4) "It looks something like me. It sounds something like me. He's fat and ugly. So it's not me." sounds like one of Malaysia's favourite caption of the year. My suggestion here is "What if it feels something like me. Or it taste something like me..........................." .
5) "Senior Moment" : One of DUMC's favourite phrase to depict memory lapse among anyone, like senior people(in some cases).
6) One way of escaping camp in XYZ (Xtraordinary Youth Zone), "GOT EXAMS!!!!!" .
7) The difference between Friendster and Facebook : The privacy in which people take advantage of you.
8) The similarity of the above : Elections seems hot in both worlds. PKR also set up a profile on Friendster.
9) Opposition party won the election but later strings of significant (& non-significant) events take place in the country.
10) Meanwhile in Thailand, I noticed that everytime when there is a new leader elected, the irony is that there will still always be a riot. The problem with this country is that they are never satisfied with what they have. Better still no Thailand, means no riot at all. "Land of Smiles". More like "Land of Riot".
11) Come to think of it, I've played in 4 orchestras 6 concerts, up to date.
12) Then, attended a competition for composition, as the 2nd youngest contestant.
13) Followed by becoming UCSI's 1st classical composition student.
14) Then written a number of works. 2 deemed as one the ultimate, and among the half abandoned, the Tsunami Elegy.
15) Come to think of it again, I've downloaded lots of video and music from YouTube this year.
16) And pictures too.
17) And buy lots of A-Cash too. With a goodie : Pirate job from Maple Story Mousepad.
18) Met several new people this year, I think hundreds of them.
19) Joined a club in UCSI that wants to do the 1st Bunkasai in Malaysia (plausible).
20) Read to many mangas online and downloaded them too.
21) Downloaded too many torrent flies too.
22) Borrowed and photocopied too many (large works for orchestra) classical scores which some can't be downloaded due to copyright issues, from the campus's library. So as downloaded whichever that can be downloaded from the internet.
23) On Friendster, too many replies till got to summarise into one on the bulletin. Now, still same problem.
24) Now, I own some programs and softwares that even my lecturers never even heard of.
25) Last and finally, (sigh) among my peers, I have the most advanced but cheapest synthesizer in the world and is none other than the Yamaha MM6.
Time for me to take a shower and Hope for thy PALING (Very) BEST during the NEW YEAR 2009 and a months later, CHINESE NEW YEAR 2009 too. ^_^
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!!! (to those who read this blog or started or etc......................)
Monday, November 17, 2008
An Elegy? Sounds more like an allergy.
I've finally sketch out the full draft of my composition for cello and piano that took me nearly 4 years to complete. But sadly, the format of the sketch is in piano solo instrumentation. So, I have to say that it is only 50% complete.
I called this new work of mine "Elegy". Some people who are sarcastic would say "HUH?! A WHAT??!!! An allergy??!!! Why would you write something for cello and piano. So Evil! EEEVVVVVIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! (Evil Overtones)". I suggested that it is a composition like a memorium-style work. Or like something to remind us of those who has join the crowd of the invisibles.
Simply, I called it that way because I want to write it in memory of those who perished in the tusnami disaster of 26th DECEMBER 2004. And that work was played in my mind the moment I see saw the news on TV. Funny part is, I dun even know that it happened because I was on the other side of the peninsular on a holiday trip.
I was amazed that God didn't allow my dad to book our holidays west of the Peninsular of Malaysia until he realised the reasons of why he was prevented by God from bringing the family for holiday by booking a hotel there. I was grateful that God even prevented another church member whom I met few months before during a chucrh SOL(School of Leadership) lvl 1 course. He too was about to bring his family to the same destination as my family nearly headed to.
One thing for sure about this work I can say is it took me a long time to figure out the following aspects :
1) Time signature
2) Motives and ideas
3) Style
4) Subtitles and dedication titles
5) The worse of all : PIANO ACCOMPANIMENT
Now I finally agreed to giving a simple one instead of a more complex one.
The work may not be perform officially until next year (the latest I can guarantee).
If anyone reading this is interested to know how it sounds like, I would suggest you to drop me a mail so that I can keep you updated and informed of the performances for that particular work. If all goes well, maybe I allow it to be downloaded for free ("Dream on!!!!!" says the blogger to himself).
I called this new work of mine "Elegy". Some people who are sarcastic would say "HUH?! A WHAT??!!! An allergy??!!! Why would you write something for cello and piano. So Evil! EEEVVVVVIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! (Evil Overtones)". I suggested that it is a composition like a memorium-style work. Or like something to remind us of those who has join the crowd of the invisibles.
Simply, I called it that way because I want to write it in memory of those who perished in the tusnami disaster of 26th DECEMBER 2004. And that work was played in my mind the moment I see saw the news on TV. Funny part is, I dun even know that it happened because I was on the other side of the peninsular on a holiday trip.
I was amazed that God didn't allow my dad to book our holidays west of the Peninsular of Malaysia until he realised the reasons of why he was prevented by God from bringing the family for holiday by booking a hotel there. I was grateful that God even prevented another church member whom I met few months before during a chucrh SOL(School of Leadership) lvl 1 course. He too was about to bring his family to the same destination as my family nearly headed to.
One thing for sure about this work I can say is it took me a long time to figure out the following aspects :
1) Time signature
2) Motives and ideas
3) Style
4) Subtitles and dedication titles
5) The worse of all : PIANO ACCOMPANIMENT
Now I finally agreed to giving a simple one instead of a more complex one.
The work may not be perform officially until next year (the latest I can guarantee).
If anyone reading this is interested to know how it sounds like, I would suggest you to drop me a mail so that I can keep you updated and informed of the performances for that particular work. If all goes well, maybe I allow it to be downloaded for free ("Dream on!!!!!" says the blogger to himself).
Friday, June 13, 2008
Happy Friday the 13th
Suppose to contain bad luck to most who believe such superstition . But nothing bad ever happen to me somehow. Anyway, it seem it is one of my luckiest days and hottest days. In fact, today it didn't rain at all. So i guessed tomorrow will be the one of the worse and most stormy days then.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
I've finally own a YAMAHA MM6
SO COOL!!!
Now that will make all of my music work easier to accomplish. It has everything I need (except the accompaniment does not have an intro and ending function). T.T
Now that will make all of my music work easier to accomplish. It has everything I need (except the accompaniment does not have an intro and ending function). T.T
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